| KOOK AWARD | NOMINEE | PROPOSER | SECONDER | STATUS |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Clueless Newbie of the Month | Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble | TransWrench "Pope Snarky" | Sean Monaghan | Accepted |
| Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart | Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt | Pinku-Sensei | Flying Rat | Accepted |
| Tar & Feathers | Catherine "Christmas Cakes" Burr | Pinku-Sensei | Woodchuck Bill | Accepted |
My fellow RAMD'sters of RAMD'land?,
"As you can see?!?!?!,...., three of us RAMD'sters are up for three Alt.Usenet.Kooks der'Awards for the month of March!!!,...., and what these three fellow RAMD'sters of RAMD'land need is 'ALL' of our support, so they can achieve 'ALL' three of them Alt.Usenet.Kooks der'Awards (that they are nominated for), and have an 'Victorious Victory' throughout 'ALL' of Usenet!!!,...., for us RAMD'sters of RAMD'land should never ignore the fact that we are 'ALL' competitive (hence we came from D&B Corps.), and never let any of our fellow RAMD'sters of RAMD'land down ever!!! (especially when it comes to competition),...., for 'ALL' of our RAMD'ster nominees, have opponents in each of them three Alt.Usenet.Kooks der'Awards description catagories, that are going to do their 'DAMNEST' to strip our fellow RAMD'land RAMD'ster nominees from 'The Greatness of Being,' if we RAMD'sters of RAMD'land fail (including Usenet), our RAMD'ster nominees for the support they so very much deserve!!!..." So when the 'Vote Ballot' arrives in April?!?!?!,...., express your democracy and remember to;Vote - Catherine Burr
Vote - Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
Vote - Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" SchmidtThank you?,
"My fellow RAMD'sters of RAMD'land (including Usenet), and we'll see you 'ALL,' ...., At The POLLS!!!..."
"How RAMD I AM!!!..."
Nominations close on the last day of the month at 23:59:59 UTC.
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