Official Alt.Usenet.Kooks FAQ - 2008
[An Official Clemency]
[by the Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]
[Colonel Jake for April Fools Day]
AUK Pardon & Franchise Restored
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler's Executive Order
In honor of April Fools Day, I wish to do something unprecedented--
pardon a recipient of a Tinfoil Sombrero. Today, for his year of
surprisingly good behavior while still being a kook, including taking
his punishment well, serving AUK (more on this later) despite his
disenfranchisment, and having a remarkable sense of humor about the
matter, as well as repenting of the behavior that earned him his Tinfoil
Sombrero by acknowledging the true AUK FAQ site, I pardon Colonel Jake
for his Tinfoil Sombrero.
The record of the award will remain; he will always have it on his resume. However, he will, as an astonishingly rare act of mercy by the
FNVW, have his franchise restored, so long as he exercises his franchise
responsibly. This is at the suffrance of the FNVW. Should he abuse his
franchise in any way, or win Kook of the Month, Looney Maroon, or the
Bobo, it will be once again removed.
Dont anyone ever? nominate the Jake'ster for Kook of the Month, Looney Maroon, or the
Bobo Award ever again! or else he'll perpetually kick your shins while they bleed? profusely!
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