Official Alt.Usenet.Kooks FAQ - 2005

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Lifetime Achievement Award

Goofy Azzed Babboon

This award commemorates Kookistic achievement in the linguistic arts. Of any language. To be awarded for categorical instances of such achievement, but if a fully separate category of it is exhibited by said Kook then they can win it more than once. There is no statute of limitations here; one should award net.kooks of the past as well as the present. Linguistic butchering is, we believe, a demonstrably proven Kook Art. If the person's inability to use language comes from their inexperience with it they do not qualify. Kooky language must come from Kooky thought.


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