"VideO Madness" - Archive ************ "VideO Madness" - Archive ************ "VideO Madness" - Archive

"Nirvana - Aneurysm!!!..." ***** "Ornithology!!!..." ***** "Techno DrumCorpsChicks!!!..." ***** "There's an EVIL CLoWN FUCKAS'AMUCKAS!!!..." ***** "Goa - Psychedelic Rave Trance!!!..." ***** "TYRANNICIDE!!!..." ***** "ToNITE, yOur DJ is a CLoWN!!!..." ***** "RUMS: The Forgotten Millions!!!.' .." ***** "Nine Inch Nails - Just Like You Imagined!!!..." ***** "TRIPPIN HARRD!!!..." ***** "Magic Finger - Find The 'G-Spot!!!.' .." ***** "3-Dimensional DrumCorpsChicks!!!..." ***** "TRIP VIDEO!!!..." ***** "Bloody Date!!!..." ***** "Angels!!!..." ***** "FINE MEATS!!!..." ***** "TRIPPIN'!!!..." ***** "SKIN DEEP!!!..." ***** "BLOODY NIGHT!!!..." ***** "B-52's Playlits!!!..." ***** "SUBLIME Playlits!!!..." ***** "Acid and Shrooms - FLASHBACK!!!..." ***** "Tool Playlits!!!..." ***** "Jack Black - Lord Og The Rings!!!..." ***** "Jack Black - The Greatest Song!!!..." ***** "Fractals!!!..." ***** "Lysergic Acid Diethylamide - Effects!!!..." ***** "Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil!!!..." ***** "John Lennon Playlits!!!..." ***** "WHITE ZOMBIE Playlits!!!..." ***** "Another Newsgroup NetKKKopper!!!..." ***** "WHITE ZOMBIE - Real Solution #9!!!..." ***** "RUSH - Digital Man!!!..." ***** "Rock & Roll Circus of 1968 - Rolling Stones!!!..." ***** "Lucifer - Teh Archangel!!!..." ***** "Iron Butterfly - Musical Mutiny!!!..." ***** "PREMIE PETEY (The Living Abortion) - Mission Impregnable!!!..." ***** "Father Tucker The Child Fucker - Love Thy Neighbor!!!..." ***** "Alfred Hitchcock - Presents!!!..." ***** "Jimi Hendrix - Are You Experienced?!?!?! (Tribute)..." ***** "The Money I Stack - Pays For My Crack!!!..." ***** "PREMIE PETEY (The Living Abortion) - Close Encounters Of The Third Trimester!!!..." ***** "Dr. Albert Hofmann - The Bicycle Ride!!!..." ***** "You Are But A Thought - Satan!!!..." ***** "COLD - End of the World!!! (2012)..." ***** "THA SMOKING SONG - Homer Smokin' Weed!!!..." ***** "A Tribute to Timothy Leary!!!..." ***** "Rats On Cocaine - FIGHT!!!..." ***** "Rats On Cocaine - SHOCK!!!..." ***** "Father Tucker The Child Fucker - Eat Of My Flesh!!!..." ***** "Rats On Cocaine - BUG!!!..." ***** "Rats On Cocaine - STRAWBERRY!!!..." ***** "Rats On Cocaine - PREGNANT!!!..." ***** "Father Tucker The Child Fucker - Truly He Has Risen!!!..." ***** "Rats On Cocaine - MAZE!!!..." ***** "DEVO Playlits!!!..." ***** "GRANDMA'S INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!..." ***** "Rats On Cocaine - NARC!!!..." ***** "Rats On Cocaine - PARANOID!!!..." ***** "CUMBERSNATCH!!!..." ***** "The Passion Of Christ!!!..." ***** "Nirvana Playlits!!!..." ***** "VADER - Helleluyah!!! (GoD Is Dead)..." *****"Prodigy - Breathe!!!..." *****"Pink Floyd - House Of The Rising Sun!!!..." *****"Smith Island - Coma!!!..." *****"Michael Jackson - Thriller!!!..." *****"Pink Floyd - DoGS Of War!!!..." *****"John Butler - GoD Will Fuck You Up!!!..." ***** "Godhead - Eleanor Rigby!!!..." ***** "Celtic Frost - A Dying God Coming Into Human Flesh!!!..." *****"GoD'S WRATH IS HELL!!!..." *****"President George W. Bush - Imagine!!!..." *****"Daniel Green - The Dead Fingernail!!!..." ***** "Full Metal Jacket - Daddy D.I.!!!..." ***** "KRAFTWERK - ELEKTRO KARDIOGRAMM!!!..." *****"Marilyn Manson - George Bush vs Marilyn Manson!!!..." *****"COLD - End Of The World!!! (2012)..." ***** "Stop Motion Drums and Piano!!!..." ***** "WINTERSUN - Beyond The Dark Sun!!!..." *****"SOUNDGARDEN - Black Hole Sun!!!..." *****"Bullet For My Valentine - Tears Don't Fall!!! (28 DAYS LATER)..." *****"Notorious Serial Killers!!!..." *****"US War Department - WWII!!!..." *****"Clockwork Orange with Alice Cooper!!!..." *****"One of Saddam Hussein's - Favorites!!!..." *****"General George S. Patton - Addresses the Troops!!!..." *****"I am GoD!!!..." *****"Sixx AM - Permission!!!..." *****"Wonder Woman - Diana Prince!!! (Linda Carter)..." ***** "Slayer - South of Heaven!!! (String Quartet)..." ***** "Pleiadians - Atlas!!!..." *****"Mandala Corporation - One Second Before The Big Bang!!!..." *****"Hallucinogen - LSD Music Video!!!..." *****"Infinity Project - The Mystical Experiences!!!..." ***** "DREAM EVIL - THE BOOK OF HEAVY METAL!!!..." ***** "Juno Reactor - God is God!!!..." ***** "DMXDXL - Trip 2.1!!!..." *****"Genesis - Follow You Follow Me!!!..." *****"SuperNews - It's a Horrible Life!!!..." *****"Burka Band - Burqa Blue..." *****"Vanilla Mood - Mission Impossible Theme!!!..." *****"Ofra Haza (Led Zeppelin's) - Kashmir!!!..." *****"Stephen King's - IT!!!..." *****"Billy Joel and Cass Dillion - Christmas in Fallujah!!!..." *****"Sextop 2000!!!..." *****"Radio Head - Body Snatchers!!!..." *****"Cradle of Filth!!!..." *****"A CLOCKWORK ORANGE!!!..." ***** "Scum - Who's Your Daddy Now!!!..." ***** "Jack Black - On LSD!!!..." ***** "What I've Done!!!..." *****"War Pigs - BleuRaeder Version 1.01!!!..." *****"Alison Balsom - Paganini Caprice #24!!!..." ***** "Tears For Fears - Mad World Trippy Mix!!!..." ***** "Mushroom Jesus!!!..." *****"Flashback!!!..." *****"Ozzy Osbourne - Dreamer!!!..." *****"The Beatles - Tomorrow Never Knows!!!..." ***** "Are You Trippin'!!!..." ***** "Nine Inch Nails to Mars!!!..." ***** "Some of our Middle Eastern Friends!!!..." *****"Pink Floyd - The Trial!!!..." *****"Wicked Land Of Sodomites!!!..." *****"Talk Like A Pirate Day 2006!!!..." *****"How Many More Americans!!!..." *****"The Hunt!!!..." *****"Troop Surge - Old News!!!..." *****"Dawn of the Dead!!!..." *****"No Bravery!!!..." *****"War Pigs!!!..." *****"Dont Go!!!..." *****"We Want Your Soul!!!..." *****"Tits for Tots!!!..." *****"Nine Inch Nails!!!..." *****"Bugs Bunny!!!..." *****"Don't Download This Song!!!..." *****"The Beatles - Yellow Submarine!!!..." *****"Singin' in the Rain!!!..." *****"Ozzy Osbourne!!!..." *****"Be Careful For What You Wish For!!!..." *****"Dont Tread On Me!!!..." *****"The Matrix!!!..." *****"Pink Floyd - Favorites!!!..." *****"John Lennon and George Bush - Duet!!!..." *****"Hell Fire Missiles!!!..." *****"Family Guy and Jesus!!!..." *****"Catherines?!?!?!,...., Sexual Predator!!!..." ***** "Gump Fiction!!!..." ***** "Previously on 24!!!..." ***** "In Your Face!!!..." ***** "Pulp Fiction Short!!!..." ***** "Just Another DrumCorpsMom - Veronica Robinson!!!..." ***** "Just Another DrumCorpsChick - Natalie Keen!!!..." *****"Just Another DrumCorpsChick - Marisa Miller!!!..." *****"Just Another DrumCorpsChick - Kristanna Loken!!!..." *****"Just Another DrumCorpsChick - Kylie Minogue!!!..." *****"President Charles M. Manson!!!..." *****"Blastastic!!!..." *****"Magical Mystery Tour!!!..." *****"Rape Me!!!..." ***** "Dr. Mikey - All Mixed Up!!!..." *****"Are You A Puppet!!!..." *****"Gun Crazy!!!..." *****"Do You Want A Banana!!!..." *****"Muslim People - You Are Fucking Morons!!!..." *****"WinNoise!!!..." *****"Sgt. Pepper's - All You Need Is Love!!!..." *****"Elvis Not Included!!!..." *****"NBX - Baghdad Basketball!!!..." *****"Rubber Johnny!!!..." *****"Earth vs. Funk!!!..." *****"DooDooCaCa's!!!..." *****"Good Kitty!!!..." *****"Commander In Cheeks!!!..." *****"Dirty Old Man!!!..." *****"The Drum Machine!!!..." *****"Brother Clayton Bigsby!!!..." *****"Virtual DrumCorpsChick!!!..." *****"Kitten Apocalypse!!!..." *****"Excel - Pinky and the Brain!!!..." *****"Necr( O )philiac!!!..." *****"Jack(0 ) at the ( 0 )sb( 0)urnes!!!..." *****"CLOPS Newsgr(0 )up NetKKK( 0)ppers!!!..." ***** "Lets have a Blast!!!..." ***** "L(0 )nd( o )n Bridges Falling D( 0)wn!!!..." *****"Greetings Class!!!..." *****"Getting D( o )wn!!!..." *****"The Galaxy S(o)ng!!!..." *****"The Great F(0 )rest Break-( 0)ut!!!..." *****"Sp(0 )ngeB( 0)ng hemppants!!!..." ***** "Dick-Ficti(o)n!!!..." ***** "I want t(0 ) be ( o )n t( 0)p!!!..." *****"DrumC(0 )rpsChicks, D(o)'s and D( 0)nt's!!!..." *****"Smells like Teen Spirit!!!..." *****"JEweB(0 )yDs S( 0)n!!!..." *****"R(0 )b( 0)t Chicken!!!..." *****"This Land is my Land!!!..." *****"Dick Cheneys g( 0 )t a gun!!!..." ***** "N(o ) w( O)nder I hate y(O )u s( o) much!!!..." ***** "Rats (O )n C(o)caine!!!..." ***** "Nurse with W( O)und!!!..." ***** "Amish Paradise!!!..." ***** "(O )ne ( O )unce j(o )ynt!!!..." ***** "B( O)hemian Rhaps(O )dy vs. Zer( O) Wing!!! (All Y(O )ur Base are bel( O)ng t(O) us)..." ***** "Victim ( o)f w(O )manho( O)d!!!..." ***** "What w( 0 )uld Jesus Brew!!!..." ***** "Adriana Lima,...., DC CHICK!!!..." ***** "Nyluh,...., DC CHICK!!!..." ***** "Natalie Keen,...., DC CHICK!!!..." ***** "Marisa Miller,...., DC CHICK!!!..." ***** "Kristanna L( 0 )ken,...., DC CHICK!!!..." ***** "Kylie Min(O )gue,...., DC Chick!!!..." *****"Street Beatin' Bucket C(o)rps!!!..."***** "StarTrek vs. The Simps( O)ns!!!..." ***** "R(O )b( O)t Chicken -- Harry P(o)tter!!!..." ***** "Percussi(O )n and Strings!!!..." ***** "The Dill( O)n Minigun!!!..."

"AudiO COmic Madness" - Archive

"GoD HATES FAGS!!!..." ***** "Goatse Bowl Bozo!!!..." *****"M(O )ther Superi( O)r Jumped the Gun!!!..."

"Recipe Of the MOnth" - Archive******"Recipe Of the MOnth" - Archive

"CoOKING CRACK CoCAINE - March, 2008!!!..."******"The Dope Show - February, 2008!!!..."******"Party Supplies - January, 2008!!!..."******"We c( O )uld all use?!?!?!,...., Quick Cash!!!..."****** "The Fruits (O )f (o)ur Lab( O)r!!!..."****** "We all need s( O )me,...., natural Pain Killers!!!..."

"Celebrity Obits" - Archive

"Timothy Leary Dies!!!..."***** "Tawn Mastrey a.k.a. Chafey Brassiere!!!..."*****"Dr. 'Reverend' Jerry Falwell Dies!!!..."*****"Anna Nicole Smith Dies!!!..."*****"Steve Irwin Dies!!!..."

"BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive***** "BAM1BAM" - Archive

"One of VK's finest - Jim Blansett!!!..." ***** "Alex Gaudino - Drum'N'Band Corps!!!..." ***** "The Old Guard Fife & Drum Corps!!!..." ***** "A question!!!..." ***** "Phil Collins - Drum & Pit Corps!!!..." ***** "Waterboarding Instructions!!!..." ***** "The Schmidt Clan!!!..." ***** "Mikeys Role Model - Glenn Reb, The Jesus Slut!!!..." ***** "Mikey's Core beliefs II!!!..." ***** "Mikey's Core beliefs!!!..." ***** "Beloved Church President Gordon B. Hinckley!!!..." ***** "Soundboard - Fart Machine!!!..." ***** "New York Daily News!!!..." ***** "Howdy needs it, NOW!!!..." ***** "Howdy's Welcome Wagon!!!..." ***** "Howdy can play the trumpet better!!!..." ***** "BEWARE:!!! (For sale 1928 Conn)..." ***** "Fife & Drum Corps!!!..." ***** "A Cowboys Dream!!!..." ***** "The Anaheim Kingsmen, 2007!!!..." ***** "Joseph'George"Fluty"Malony'Stalin!!! (2)..." ***** "The Blue Devils, 1979!!!..." ***** "BioVisions Drum & Orchestra Corps., 2007!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1965!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1973!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1971!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1977!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights (Video), 1988!!!..." ***** "The Imperial Dragons, 1977!!!..." ***** "The Anaheim Kinsmen, 1977!!!..." ***** "Like I said man?!?!?!,...., I'm sorry!!!..." ***** "Howdy gets Sockpuppet Nomination" ***** "Joseph'George"Fluty"Malony'Stalin!!!..." ***** "Mahmoud 'Jazzycat1' Ahmadinejad!!!..." ***** "I Am Sorry!!!..." ***** "Charles 'NEV' Manson II!!!..." ***** "Charles 'NEV' Manson!!!..." ***** "The Junkie!!!..." ***** "Hail to the Chief!!!..." ***** "If You Could Hie to Kolob?!?!?!..." ***** "Dr. Michael Frank Zappa Schmidt, a.k.a. Emmeff Smitty!!!..." ***** "Evil Acid Tunnels - Words to Hie by!!!..." ***** "Official FAQ for Alt.Usenet.Kooks - 2007!!!..." ***** "1972 Joe Lintz Special!!!..." ***** "Guns & Bugles!!!..." ***** "The Anaheim Kingsmen, 1972!!!..." ***** "Everything Velvet Knights, All (o)f it!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1968!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1969!!!..."***** "The Velvet Knights, 1970!!!..."***** "The Velvet Knights,...., 1979!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1985!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1986!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1987!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1988!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1990!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1991!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1992!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1993!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1994!!!..." ***** "The Velvet Knights, 1995!!!..."

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