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"When I was just 10-years of age,...., I met the Master of Brass,...., and being short of what I so desperately needed???,...., the Master forged me a Silver Plated Trumpet from the very depths of Olds,...., not only did the Master forge one just for me?!?!?!,...., but he forged it soldering a Benge Bell onto an Olds Ambassador Body (which is most likely to be the only Trumpet of its kind, not to mention that it also came with a Benge 7C mouthpiece),...., you couldn't ever find a Trumpet that is more excillerent than this for just the $100.00 it costed me in 1972,...., unless you can also?!?!?!,...., find the Master!!!,...., Thank You Master Lintz!!!..."
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